OK, here's the information you need to buy our stuff.
First, always use a condom.
No, wait, that's the wrong information.
There are two ways to pay:
- Pay by PayPal or credit card. This is pretty simple. Click the Add to Cart button for what you want, then the View Cart button. Shipping costs will be added on. You can click as many items as you want - send 'em to your friends. On the shopping cart page you can change the number of items you want and click Update Cart. We hope you buy dozens. A quantity of zero or a check in the Remove box, followed by a click on Update Cart, removes the item. Naturally nothing gets really ordered until you click Proceed to Checkout, give your credit card information, and click the final, fatal button.
Note that all transactions are handled, secured, and verified by PayPal, not by Flaming Artist, which is all to the good. PayPal would really like you to get a PayPal account, but you don't have to - you can pay with a regular credit card. The only thing you need to know is that when you're on PayPal's page, click on the button where it says
"Don't have a PayPal Account? Use your credit card or bank account (where available)." The problem is, if you do have a PayPal account, they seem to insist that you use that instead of your credit card. Oh well.
Please follow the laws that apply where you are. Where we are, we think these are Over-18 items.
- You can also make out a check or money order in the name of Flaming Artist and send it to:
Include a signed letter telling us what you want to buy and stating that you are 18 years of age or over.
Post Office Box 39538
Los Angeles, CA 90039
About the postcards:
These look great. We have six. They are on display on their own postcard page. If you buy postcards, we send them to you in an envelope, natch. But if you want to mail the postcards
postcards... We're not sure that
would be so good. Check out the images on the postcard page before you send them naked thru the mails.
This page updated July 18, 2012.